💔💯🥺Worst. Birthday. Ever. ‍💣💥💨💢😶‍🌫🥺😢😭 🤧😔...Anyone wanna help❓❓❓❤‍🩹🥰💋 - 32

So, forgive me. But, I need to preface with a few notes. Thank you for your patience😉: -Vulgarity or naughty pics and text messages (with AND withouot context) are tacky, and unappealing as hell...and are a quick way to get yourself blocked. I dont find them flattering, funny, cute, or, arousing. and, I do have family...just like you...and, I doubt many of you would like receiving a full blown vag pic while having Sunday brunch with mommy or wifey...right 🤔😬😵🥸😳😱 That being said...youll get the same, generally displeased, unpleasant, if not downright bitchy reaction if/when approaching me with a noticably sleazy, cheap-ass, tacky, low-ball date idea...Like, one that we both know falls wayyy short of my expectations. If youre still really that clueless... feel free to check out my reviews. They arent all precisely accurate, but, they give a decent generalized range of said expextations. I dont feel like Im asking a lot, guys...just the same respect you expect to receive...please, keep it respectful, gentlemen Thank you so much 🙏🏼 Also... -I apologize if my response time is ineffectual for some of you. I get back to each of my messages as quickly as I possibly can, but, I do have a life. And, I am, often, busy with other things. Or, I simply have too many messages, in which case, its first come first served. -Im happy to send a single photo for verification purposes, but, I dont send pics as a hobby, so, please, dont ask. Thank you! Hope to hear from you soon!!! ⭐✨🌟So! I am...Kiki, 😵🤐🤤🤫💔🤓😈😇 So, essentially..... ....What you DONT gather from my name, is kind of everything. It would be more accurate to say that....I am articulate, I am shy...As a matter of fact, I happen to be shy as shit!😳😊🤫....Buuuut, I am also a bit of a spaz.😵😈 I am sexy, I am gullible, I am self-conscious, sweet, sarcastic, thoughtful, critical, fun, angry, pouty, easily amused, even more easily impressed. I am trusting, innocent, hyperactive, ridiculous, tragic, amusing, delusional, low-key dramatic, quietly controlling, driven, enthusiastic, unique, exotic, impressively patient, offensively impatient... I am organic, subtle, contemplative, intentional, soft, tough asf, witty, humble, embarassed, quietly savage, & a legit slut. I giggle a lot, Im nervous a lot. I laugh a fuck ton. I am relaxed, and subservient, and calculating. I am lustful, intoxicating, contradictory, yummy, creative, and crazy resilient. I am this confusing clusterfuck of average adjectives, and so-so-so much more. But, as far as YOU are concerned, my darling, I could be the sweetest experience of your life. I might be your new best friend. I, definitely hold the potential to be your worst, & sickest nightmare. But, probably I am all of the above. Though, the precise capacity, youll need to find out for yourself. If youre feeling super brave, or, just, super bored..maybe, shoot me a text.You can prep a proposition, enlighten me, sell me on why an experience with you will change my life. And, maybe, hopefully...if you catch my attention...Ill bring my a game, and Ill let you show me yours🤞😘😜🤤 P.S.🤫, Depending on when you ask me, I DO try to accomodate incalls, outcalls, & car dates--at all times. However, I am, sadly, not a lucky resident of a perfect world. So, I mostly offer what I can, when I can. I try to keep the headline of my posts updated to the allowance of whatever my present situation happens to be, at that time. BUT....sometimes, I DO get supes distracted. PLEASE bear with me, gentlemen, I promise you, I do my best. 🙏 Sometimes, depending on your location & the time of day, I may request/require a small deposit for outcall appointments. Or, for appointments made more than an hour or two in advance. In the case of outcalls, I, nearly always, require that a Lyft, Uber, or personally hosted transportation be provided by my host. This is entirely to ensure my safety, and comfort for the entire duration of the trip. When contacting me, please utilize text messaging as your primary mode of communication. I tend not to answer my phone for audio calls. Also, I AM still looking for a solid, permanent living situation. Something like a basement, studio, one bedroom, rv...anything like that would be phenomenally helpful, along the lines of miraculous. I AM, also, still considering gift cards as trade--However, keep in mind that this is done ONLY on a case-by-case basis. Anyway, thats it for me. Thanks for reading my mini-novella!😆😊😚 I really do hope to make your acquaintance soon!!!! 💋 Xoxo... ❤Kiki 🌟